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74 - This guy is not only stupid but a freak. He broke into a day care center and put on a kids bikini...yes one of the children's swim suits!!!! WTF??? http://www.fox59.com/news/wxin-pink-bikini-man-daycare-police-man-breaks-into-daycare-wears-childs-pink-bikini-20111028,0,5919487.column
Anonymous


73 - Wanted to share this with you on Facebook, but say no way to do so. This is a link to a stupid person here in my home town who tried to steal a car. http://www.financialpost.com/todays-paper/allegedly+tries+steal+Corvette+stall+prevents+fast+getaway/5600447/story.html
Cathie Roney
Prince George, British Columbia Canada, AL


68 - I'm surprised this one hasn't made the list yet! Yahoo! Sports
Anonymous


65 - A girl in one of my classes back in highschool, just one of those people that just radiated stupidity, got some sort of birth control in her upper arm. It was beneath her skin and was easily felt and visible. She thought it would be funny to tell everyone she had a parasitic worm...no one believed her until she just kept incisting that it was in fact a worm beneath her skin. Once the rumor spread around, no one believes that she is now denying she ever said that. Of course at a highschool, it made her well known as the trashy parasite girl
Anonymous


64 - Until a few years ago, I thought that Cuban cigars were illegal here because they were too strong for Americans.
Anonymous


63 - In the police academy we were in a class on photography and were being told to keep film in the fridge to maintain freshness. One female cadet raised her hand and asked if the light being constanly on didn't pose a danger to exposure. The instructor paused and answered,"Cadet, you DO know that the light goes off when you close the door, right?" The woman, completely befuddled, I shit you not, slowly began to put this new information together: "when the door is open the light is on, and when it's closed it's off...but...how does it KNOW???" Stoopid with a badge...
Vance Stacy
Johnstown, PA